Ang Buhay ni Boy Bastos

Got this from my email years ago, dated June 7, 2002 10:20 AM, from a bosconian. Super nakakatawa, mejo bastos nga lang, don't read nalang if you're sensitive to not-so-wholesome stuff. =)

ETO NA ... ANG BUHAY NI Boy Bastos ...

Bago pa man mabuo si Boy...

Sperm 1: pare, maghanda na tayo! malapit na tayong lumabas!
Sperm 2: oo nga pare. 1, 2! 1, 2!
Sperm 1: ayan na pare lalabas na tayo! SUGOOOOOOOD!...BALIK! TAE! TAE! TAE!

Sumunod na oras....

Sperm 1: pare, maghanda na tayo! malapit na uli tayong lumabas! Sperm 2: oo nga pare. 1, 2! 1, 2!
Sperm 1: ayan na pare lalabas na tayo! SUGOOOOOOOD!...BALIK! TONSIL! TONSIL!

At sa sumunod pa...

Sperm 1: pare, maghanda na tayo! malapit na uli tayong lumabas!
Sperm 2: oo nga pare. 1, 2! 1, 2!
Sperm 1: ayan na pare lalabas na tayo! SUGOOOOOOOD! *splat!* condom...

Sa kabutihang palad ay nabuo rin si Boy. at di nagtagal...

Nanay: honey!!! oras na! manganganak na ako!!!
Tatay: talaga honey? o teka lang! wag kang gagalaw! (biglang naghubad si
tatay at ipinasok nya ang kanyang batutoy sa batutay ni nanay!)
Nanay: honey! anong ginagawa mo???
Tatay: basta! akong bahala! ANAK! KUMAPIT KA! KUMAPIT KA!

Hindi umepekto ang "delivering the baby" style ni tatay, so dinala si nanay sa ospital...

Doc: ayan ho Mrs., nakalabas na ang ulo ng anak nyo!

Nabigla si doc ng ...

Boy Bastos: hoy! ikaw ba tatay ko?
Doc: hindi! hindi ako ang tatay mo! nurse halika dito dali!

Nang dumating ang lalaking nurse...

Boy Bastos: hoy! ikaw ba tatay ko?
Nurse: naku! hindi ako ang tatay mo! teka tatawagin ko sya!

Nang dumating si tatay...

Boy Bastos: hoy! ikaw ba tatay ko?
Tatay: oo anak! ako nga!
Boy Bastos: (sinundot-sundot and noo ng tatay) masarap ba yan ha? masarap?!!!!?

Isang araw, nung mga three years old na si Boy Bastos, sabay sila naligo ng tatay niya nang mapansin niyo yung etits ng kanyang tatay.

Boy Bastos: Tay, ano po yan?
Tatay: A, eto, a, eh, ano to ? ah ?.. (nahiya pa ang gago)
Boy Bastos: Yan pong nakalawit na yan?
Tatay: A, anak, eh, lumpia to.
Boy Bastos: Tangnang lumpia yan, mukhang tite!!!

Kinagabihan ..... nakita ni Boy na dinidilaan ng nanay nya ang betlog ng tatay nya...

Boy Bastos: nay, anong ginagawa mo?
Nanay: ah, anak, kumakain lang ako ng bola-bola.
Boy Bastos: antakaw mo naman nay! may bola-bola ka na nga, may lumpia ka pa!

Nung hapon na nakita nya ang boobs ng kanyang nanay

Boy Bastos: nay ano yan?
Nanay: wala anak, salbabida ang mga to.
Boy Bastos: pwede ko bang gamitin yan sa beach bukas?
Nanay: hindi pwede anak kasi gagamitin ko.
Boy Bastos: eh di yung kay yaya nalang.
Nanay: hindi pwede anak. walang hangin yun e.
Boy Bastos: imposible nay! ka-iihip lang ni tatay kagabi e!

Nang mga 4 years old naman si Boy Bastos, aksidenteng nakita niya ang bulbol ng nanay niya.

Boy Bastos: Nay ano po iyan? Bat may buhok kayo diyan?
Nanay: Ah anak, wala iyan. Walis iyan.
Boy Bastos: Tangina kaya pala kagabi nakita ko yung katulong natin winawalis yung mukha ni tatay.

Nagtanong ang nanay ni Boy sa kanya...

Nanay: anak bat ayaw mong magpaligo sa yaya mo?
Boy Bastos: e kasi nakakatakot sya! nakita ko kahapon nung pinapaliguan nya si itay...
Nanay: o anong nakakatakot dun?
Boy Bastos: eh...nangangagat ng titi e!

Di nagtagal ay pumasok na si Boy sa eskuwelahan at di rin nagtagal ay nakilala na sya bilang Boy Bastos...

Teacher: class, ang gagawin natin ay, magsasabi ako ng letter at magsasabi kayo ng word na nag-uumpisa dito. okay, letter a!
Boy Bastos: mam ako! mam!
Teacher: ayoko sayo Bastos ka e...okay, Nene?
Nene: mam apple!
Teacher: very good! next letter b!
Boy Bastos: mam! ako mam!
Teacher: ayoko sayo Bastos ka e...

Nag-isip ngayon si teacher ng letter na walang maiisip na kabastusan.

Teacher: ok, letter z! o sige na nga Boy, letter z.
Boy: mam zebra.
Teacher: very good! Ayan hindi na pala Bastos si Boy.
Boy Bastos: PERO 16 INCHES YUNG TITI !

Kumakain ng mani si Boy...

Boy: Nene, gusto mo ng mani?
Nene: ayoko, tinitigyawat ako sa mani e...
Boy: ah ganon ba? ako sa mukha.

Nasa isang mall si Boy Bastos nang bigla siyang ma-jingle. Pumunta siya sa pinakamalapit na CR pero sarado ang men's room. Dahil desperado, sa women's room na lang siya nag-CR. Nang palabas siya, nahuli siya ng janitor.

Janitor: Hoy, bakit dito ka umihe, hindi mo ba alam na pambabae itong CR na to?

Inilabas ni Boy Bastos ang tite at ipinakita sa janitor.

Boy Bastos: E bakit ito, hindi ba ito pambabae?

Crush ni Boy si Nene kaya di nya ito tinitigilan ?.... sinisiko ni Boy si Nene

Nene: mam! si Boy o! sinisiko ako!
Teacher: Boy Bastos! alam mo bang masakit ang maniko?
Boy Bastos: e mam, bat pa kayo pumasok?

Isang hapon, niyakag ni Boy Bastos maglaro si Nene

Boy: uy, Nene, laro tayo ng "wag wag"
Nene: anong "wag wag"?
Boy: ganito lang...maghubad ka tapos papatong ako sayo...tapos isisigaw mo, "wag! wag!"

Binata na si Boy, at nanliligaw sya kay Nene...isang gabi, naiwan si Boy at si Neneng nag-iisa sa bahay...

Boy Bastos: sige na Nene, pagbigyan mo na ako.
Nene: Boy wag ayoko...
Boy Bastos: sige na...

Biglang nagbrownout...

Boy Bastos: o ipapasok ko na ha?
Nene: wag Boy ang sakit! aaaaaaaa!

Sumindi uli ang ilaw. dugu-dugo ang ilong ni Nene.

Isang hapon, naglalaro ng tong-its si Boy Bastos at ang iba nyang mga kaibigan. Nandun sila sa bahay ng kaibigan nyang si Pedro. Problema lang,
ang kulit-kulit ng anak ni Pedro na limang taon pa lang. Sinisilip nya ang
baraha ng mga naglalaro at sinisigaw akung ano yung baraha, kaya nasisira yung laro nila. Dahil dito, na-bad trip na talaga si Boy Bastos, kaya hinila nya yung bata at dinala nya sa kwarto. After 15 minutes, bumalik si Boy Bastos sa mesa, na hindi na kasama yung bata.
Tuloy sila nang laro. Natapos yung session nila nang madaling araw na.
Napansin nila na mula nung dinala ni Boy Bastos sa kwarto yung bata, hindi na
bumalik para mangulit. Nagtanong si Pedro tungkol sa anak nya, "Boy Bastos, anong ginawa mo sa anak ko, pa'no mo napatigil sa pangungulit?"

"Andun sa kwarto, tinuruan kong mag-jakol."

Naguusap si Boy at ang tatay nya...

Tatay: Boy, anong gusto mong gawin paglaki mo?
Boy: parang ginagawa mo tay!
Tatay: ang galing naman ng anak ko! gusto ring mag-abogado!
Boy: hindi tay! gusto ko ring tumira ng katulong!

Isang araw ng malapit ng ikasal si Boy Bastos

Tatay: Anak, eto pera, sumibak ka muna para magka-experience ka bago ka ikasal.. Maraming pokpok dyan sa palengke.

Habang papunta na si Boy Bastos sa Palengke para maghanap ng pokpok, nakita siya ng lola niyang malibog.

Lola: Boy Bastos apo ko, san ba iho ang lakad mo?
Boy Bastos: Dyan lang po sa palengke. Binigyan ako ng pera ng tatay para kumantot ng pokpok.
Lola: Bigay mo na lang sa 'kin ang kalahati at ako na lang ang sibakin mo iho.

Pag-uwi ni Boy Bastos sa Bahay ay abot tenga ang ngiti ng gago at kinausap agad ang tatay.

Boy Bastos: Tay, nakasibak na ko. Nagpasibak sa kin si lola. Kalahati pa bayad. May pambili pa ko ng bold na tabloid.
Tatay: Ano? Tangina mo bakit mo sinibak nanay ko?
Boy Bastos: Tangina mo rin ikaw nga araw-araw mo sinisibak nanay ko. Minsan sa pwet pa!

Di naglaon ay ikinasal rin sina Boy at Nene... sa honeymoon

Boy Bastos: o Nene, mag ano na tayo!
Nene: sorry Boy ha? meron ako ngayon e.
Boy Bastos: lang ya naman o...sa pwet nalang!
Nene: Boy nagtatae rin ako e.
Boy Bastos: bad trip...sa bibig?
Nene: inuubo ako e...*ahem! ahem!*
Boy Bastos: putang ina wag mong sabihing may sipon ka rin?!

Nagka-anak sina Boy at Nene, isang lalaki at isang babae. binata't dalaga na sila...

Nene jr.: tay, peram naman ng kotse o...
Boy Bastos: sige pero isang kondisyon. mag-ano muna tayo.
Nene jr.: tay meron ako ngayon e. blowjob nalang kita.
Boy Bastos: o sige.

pagkatapos ng blowjob...

Nene jr.: tay, bat lasang tae yung etits nyo?
Boy Bastos: ah ganon ba? hiniram kasi ng kuya mo kanina yung kotse e!

Lumipas ang mga taon at naging pulis si Boy at sa complaint desk sya
naka-assign...

Babae: ser, tulungan nyo ho ako...ginahasa ho ako! huhuhu...
Boy Bastos: isalaysay mo sa akin ang nangyari iha...yung detalyado ha?
babae: opo...hinoldap po ako ng isang mama, tapos po ay dinala nya ako sa
isang liblib na lugar. dun po ay hinalik-halikan niya ako. Pagkatapos ay
inumpisahan nya akong hubaran. Una, ang palda ko. Tapos po ang blouse. At ng naka bra at panty na lang ako ay sinalat po nya ang aking...
Boy Bastos: TAMA NA! TAMA NA! sa kabila ka na mag file ng complaint!
babae: bakit ho ser?
Boy Bastos: tinitigasan na ako!

Hindi nagtagal sa pagiging pulis si Boy at nagtrabaho na lang sa isang restaurant bilang isang waiter. Habang kinukuha ang order ng isang customer, natabig ng customer ang kutsara niya. Agad namang dumukot sakanyang bulsa si Boy Bastos ng kutsara sa bulsa niya. Nabilib ang
customer.

Customer: Astig ah! Lahat ba kayong waiter dito, merong kutsarang ready sa bulsa?
Boy Bastos: Opo. Meron kasi kaming "efficiency expert" dito. Sabi niya, 23.6% ng mga customer, natatabig ang mga kutsara. Para makatipid sa oras ng lakad, meron na kaming ready na kutsara sa bulsa.

Natapos nang kumain ang customer at kinuha niya na ang chit niya. Napansin niyang merong nakalabas na tali mula sa zipper ni Boy Bastos.

Customer: Bakit ka merong tali diyan sa zipper mo?

Boy Bastos: Lahat kaming waiter dito, merong ganyan. Nakakabit yan sa ari namin, para pag-iihe kami, hindi na namin kailangang hawakan para ilabas. Sabi kasi nung "efficiency expert" namin, 15.6% ng oras ang nauubos sa pag-hugas ng kamay pagkagaling sa CR.

Customer: Matanong ko lang, pa'no mo ibinabalik yung ari mo sa pantalon?
Boy Bastos: Ewan ko lang sa ibang waiter ha, pero ako ginagamit ko yung kutsara.

Matanda na si Boy Bastos at binata na ang kanyang anak. Pinayagan niya na itong maghanap ng asawa, ngunit sa isang kondisyon: kailangan niyang humanap ng asawang inosesnte pa. Naisip ng anak niya na upang makakita siya ng inosente, ipapapakita niya ang kanyang etits sa babae at titingnan ang reaction nito. Nalibot niya ang buong mundo, ngunit hindi siya makakita ng babaeng hindi alam kung ano yun. Ngunit isang araw, nakakita siya ng
babaeng mukhang inosente at ipinakita niya yung kanyang tite.

Anak: Ano to?
Babae: Uod, uod.
So, naisip niya, inosente nga ito, akala niya uod yung nakita niya. At inuwi niya yung babae sa bahay para ipakilala kay Boy Bastos. Para maipakitang inosente nga, pinakita niya ulit yung tite niya, this time sa harap ni Boy Bastos.

Anak: Ano to?
Babae: Uod, uod.

At nabilib si Boy Bastos, aba, inosente nga. Kaya sinubukan din ni Boy Bastos yung babae at ipinakita niya ang kanyang ari.

Boy Bastos: Ano to?
Babae: PUTANG INA, YAN ANG TITE!!!

Isang araw, dahil sa sobrang Bastos ni Boy Bastos, kinulam siya ng isang mangkukulam (siyempre, ano pa ba yung kukulam sa kanya) at pinaliit ang
tite niya. Naging ga-munggo na lang yung tite niya!!! Isang taon daw siyang magiging ganito. Ngayon, syempre na bad-trip siya, kase pare tangna naman, kahit sino kulamin mo at gawing
ga-munggo lang yung tite eh ma-ba bad trip, diba? Kaya siyempre nagtanong-tanong siya sa mga matatanda sa kanya kung paano maaalis yung kulam sa kanya.

Sabi ng lola niya, "Ahh, alam ko na. Pumunta ka sa ikapitong gubat ng ikapitong bundok pagkatawid ng ikapitong ilog. Doon, meron kang makikitang matandang ermitanyo. Ngayon, merong ipapagawa sa yo yung ermitanyo, tapos, pwede ka nang mag-wish."

Kaya pumunta si Boy Bastos sa ikapitong gubat ng ikapitong bundok pagkatawid ng ikapitong ilog. Pagdating niya doon, meron siyang nakitang matandang unano na nakaupo sa isang bato. Kinausap ito ni Boy Bastos.

Boy Bastos: A, eh, mama, kayo ho ba yung matandang ermitanyo?
Matanda: Oo, amang, ako nga yon.
Boy Bastos: E, pwede niyo ho ba akong tulungan?
Matanda: Oo, pero meron ipapagawa muna ako sa yo.
Boy Bastos: Ano po iyon?
Matanda: Pwede ba kitang tirahin sa pwet?

(Sandali, hindi pa yun yung joke!)

Nag-isip si Boy Bastos. Hindi naman siguro malaki yung tite nitong matandang to, eh wala pa atang 3 feet tong unanong to e. Kesa naman isang taong ga-munggo yung titi niya diba.

Boy Bastos: Sige ho payag na ko!
Matanda: O sige, tuwad na!

Tumuwad si Boy Bastos. Inilabas ng matanda yung titi niya, nagulat si Boy Bastos dahil, putang ina pare kasing laki ng dalawang brasong pinagdikit ung tite ng matandang unano. Sige tsong, ipagdikit mo yung mga braso mo. Yung mga kamao mo, ganyan kalaki yung ulo nung etits ng malibog na matandang bakla.

Hindi na nakahindi si Boy Bastos dahil naunahan na siya ng matanda. Binanatan ng matanda yung pwet ni Boy Bastos nang halos tatlong oras non-stop! Siguro, ngayon, pagkatapos nito, wala nang tunog ang utot ni Boy Bastos. Wala nang friction eh. Pagkatapos, kinausap ni Boy Bastos ang matanda na abot-tenga ang ngiti.

Boy Bastos: Eh, mama, ngayon ho, pwede na ba akong mag-wish?
Matanda: Ala eh, amang naman, pagkatanda mo na e naniniwala ka pa sa mga "wish."

This wat i want

i want to meet someone very genuine... someone who could make me laugh, knows the proper way of how and when to throw jokes... full of sence of humor... but knows how to be serious when needed... in other words good conversationalist... knows a something about history, current events, business, politics, and general knowledge, showbiz, economics, banking, finance, science, food and beverages, home, architecture, arts, travel, movies, games, sports, gadgets * technologies, religion, education,medicine, law, or fashion... Some one who fears GOD, family oriented and loves children... responsible, thoughtful, generous, and kind hearted... being sporty and playing any kind of musical instrument will be a bonus points... but most of all i want to meet someone who could love me for who i am and for who I'm not...

ang Gusto Kong Boyfriend

1. SUPER SWEET. yung tipong mag i ilove you sken kahit na marinig pa ng ibang tao, wala siyang pakialam.

2. CUTE MAGSELOS. bigla na lang hindi kikibo tapos ayaw pang kumain.haha then, mya mya makikiusap na wag ko ng kausapin ung dude na pinagselosan nya.

3. EXCLUSIVELY MINE. yung kahit na may magpa kyut na ibang chix eh, suplado mode pa din siya at palagi pa nyang papa alala na ako lang ang "one and only" nya.

4. MAKIKI TEXT PA SA IBA. kapag naubusan siya ng load kasi ayaw nya akong mag worry kung asan na siya.

5. RESPECTS ME. hahayaan pa din nya akong magdesisyon pagdating sa sarili ko or if I wanna have quality time with my friends...maiintindihan nya yun...

6. HINDI MASYADONG MA PRIDE lalo na kapag may tampuhan kme, at alam nyang siya yung may mali... he knows how to say "IM SORRY" and mean it.

7. FULL OF SURPRISES yung bigla nya na lang ako bibigyan ng roses or chocl8's to remind me how much he loves me.

8. ADDICTED TO ME. and ny hugs and kisses tapos kahit nag uusap kame bigla na lng mang halik kci daw super soft and sweet ng lips ko.

9. HONEST AND TRUSTWORTHY. gusto ko yung walang tendency na mag cheat kci"what is love w/o trust? dba.

10. GENTLEMAN yung pag inabutan kme ng ulan aalisin nya yung jacket nya at iyayakap nya sken,

11. CAN PROTECT ME. hindi siya palaaway pero kapag may nang away sken, he's capable of kicking their aSs.

12. WILL CRY TO ME. yung hindi sya mahihiyang ipakita yung vulnerable side nya kapag may problema sya.

13. LOVES ME THE WAY I AM. yung hindi nya ako icocompare sa iba, and instead he'll make me feel na " I am the best partner/boyfriend" he's ever had...

if that is you... then you are what i'm looking for..

feel free to send me a message... and please do sign on my guestbook, thanks

AKO MISMO

Ano ang gagawin mo para matulungan ang Pilipinas?

A Symbol of Courage

Primarily used to identify soldiers during war or battle, the dog tag has become a symbol of courage and strength through the years.

Now, Ako Mismo is using the dog tag in its advertising campaign to identify the brave Filipinos who are taking a stand against apathy; those who have decided to fight the indifference that is plaguing our country. No more complaints, no more excuses. Wearing the Ako Mismo dog tag is a sign of the commitment to do something, big or small, for the country.

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AKO MISMO is about YOU!

Making a stand and taking real action for the causes you believe in. Causes that you yourself can truly pursue to make a real, positive difference to your fellow countryman, to your country.

It is for you who still dare to hope that life for millions doesn't have to be a hopeless battle against problems like poverty, illiteracy, unemployment.

It is for you who believe that not enough is being done about our country's problems. And that to do right things, you'll do them yourself.

It is a movement where you can show your patriotism and compassion, and make these traits infectious.

Its about action that eradicates hopelessness in every Filipino.

How hard will this be to accomplish? Well that will be entirely up to you.

In AKO MISMO you get to choose the cause you wish to pursue. No cause is too small as long as it is a noble one. All we ask is that you make a pledge to do it.

You yourself can pledge anything: from teaching English to your yayas kid, to making sure that your barangay is dengue-free.

Or make a pledge to do your part in ending corruption, prostitution, illegal drugs or the inhumane treatment of animals. The choice is yours.

No matter how small, as long as you pledge that you yourself will take action, its sure to make a big difference.

Giving more hope for Filipinos to stop merely surviving, and start living. And it starts with you.

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yesterday. nanunuod kame ng mga sister ko ng tv nung lumabas yung commercial nito. since OL ako that time, nag reg kami :) kakatuwa nga kc ang bilis dumami ng mga members ilang seconds palang nung pinakita yung commercial thousands na yung nag sign up, w/c is good kasi it only means na every filipino wants to share or to do something that will help their country. siyempre as a filipino. gusto ko din maging part nito ! AKO MISMO ang kikilos para sa bayan ko !

Simulan mo ang pagkilos tungo sa muling pagbangon ng Pilipinas. Maliit man o malaki, ikaw mismo ang magsasabi kung ano ang gagawin mo.

POSiSYON para sa pagbabago?

Nalalapit nanaman ang Eleksyon, nakakatuwang isipin na maraming tao ang gustong kumandidato at gustong maupo sa posisyon, maraming nagnanais na mabago ang sistema sa gobyerno sa sarili nilang mga ideya at sa kanilang sariling mga paraan.

Pero bakit ganun?! bakit ganun na lang ang pagnanais nilang makamit ang isang posisyon?
bakit sila naguunahang ikampanya ang sarili nila sa tao? bakit nila gustong maupo pa para sa inaasam nilang pagbabago?

Hindi ba't maaari namang makamit ang pagbabago kahit wala ka sa POSISYON?! hindi ba't kung ikaw sa sarili mo alam na may magagawa ka para sa bayan ay hindi na kinakailangan ng posisyon para lang gawin iyon. Marami namang paraan, pero hindi ko talaga lubos maisip kung bakit ayon lang ang nakikita ng mga taong yun para mabago ang naghihirap at lugmok nating bayan.

Ako, bilang isang kabataan, kahit hindi pa ko botante sa darating na eleksyon, naniniwala na hindi mo kailangan ng posisyon upang makamit mo ang gusto mong pagbabago. Ikaw lang mismo sa sarili mo ay may magagawa para mabago ang mga nakikita mong mali sa bayan mo. Ikaw mismo sa sarili mong paraan ay maraming magagawa.

POSISYON? hindi mo na kailangan yan, mahirap pumasok sa isang POSISYON at subukang lutasin ang kinahaharap na problema kung ang tao mismong iyong masasakupan ay HINDI marunong MAGBAGO para sa bayan, kung ang tao mismo sa bayang ito ay hindi naman kumikilos para makamit ang gusto nila. kung ang tao mismong humihingi ng pagbabago ay kailanman hindi magtitiwala sa iba, o maging sa sarili nila.

Lahat tayo may magagawa, Lahat tayo ay maaaring maging Alitaptap ng kinabukasan.
Lahat tayo ay dapat kumilos. Lahat tayo ay dapat magbago.

DAPAT NATING MAHALIN ANG NAGHIHIRAP NA BAYANG ITO.

Balik High School ako =(

1. Inaaway mo ba yung guard sa gate?

---> Bakit ko naman aawayin? Nananahimik ung tao? Ska may dalang baril yun. haha!

Ska binabati ako ni Manong Arlene (real name) pagpasok ko ng skul. Close kame. LOL!

2. Lage ka bang nale-late?

---> Di ako nale-late dati nung may service pa akong ubod ng aga kung sunduin ako sa bahay. Pero nung nagco-commute na ako... ayun... LATE pero minsan lang.

3. Complete uniform ka ba lage?

---> Mahilig kc akong magsuot ng black socks sa skul... eh dpat wyt socks lang kaya madalas incomplete ako.

4. Sumusunod ka ba lage sa mga school rules?

---> Rules about uniform... di msyado.

---> Ung ibang rules kc... di ko alam. Di naman ako ngbabasa ng Student Handbook. haha!

5. Kumakanta ka ba ng Pambansang Awit at School Hymn?

---> Kumakanta naman. Dpende sa mood kung malakas o mahina ung boses ko.

6. Active ka ba sa klase?

--->Uhm... cguro. Class President ako eh.

7. Do you miss ur skul?

---> Miss naman khit papano. Pero ayaw ko nang pumunta msyado kc puro bago na ung mga teachers sa faculty.

8. Nakikipagdaldalan ka ba habang nagle-lesson ung teacher?

---> Kpag Trigo??? Legal atang makipagdaldalan dun eh. (peace)

9. Hina-harass mo ba ang mga teacher nio?

---> haha! NAMAN! Helow Maam Ivy! XP

10. May napaiyak na ba kaung teacher?

---> Every year? haha!

a. Maam Trinidad- MAPEH teacher nung 1st year

(confidential... haha! Paliitan ng sulat issue nila Ger at Bogz)

b. Sir Malabayabas- BIO teacher nung 2nd year

(eto naman in a gud way, umiyak cia kc aalis na cia skul at mami-miss nia kame.. aww!)

c. Ung teacher nmen sa History nung 3rd year... i forgot her name.

(sinadya kc nameng mag-Holy Rosary pagdating nia para maubos oras, ayun nainsulto.)

d. Nung 4th year, meron ba? di ko na maalala eh.

11. Immature moments nung hayskul?

---> haha! Tangna! Mag-backout with matching mad expression palabas ng room kc di nakikipag-participate sa meeting ang mga mgagaling kong mga kaklase.

12. Greatest achievements?

---> maging highest sa exams at quiz. haha!

---> ung report namen ni Martin about ATHEISM. Ang taas ng bigay ni Sir Vinz na grade samen, mas mataas pa kay DaryL. LOL! Kame ata highest sa lahat ng nagreport.

---> magchampion sa badminton-singles nung Intrams. Saka maka-3rd place sa badminton-doubles (w/ Xtian) sa private skul competition.

13. Gumagawa ka ba ng assignments o kopya lang?

---> Kpag Physics, nangongopya ako/kame. (ung ipapasa sa 1/4 bago mg-flag ceremony)

---> At anumang may kaugnayan sa NUMBERS! haha!

14. Kumakain ka ba tuwing break?

---> Nakikiburaot lang sa mga klasm8 na may dalang pgkain sa rum. Nakakatamad kcng bumaba mula 3rd floor papuntang canteen. haha!

15. Varsity?

---> Sa volleyball lang dpat ako varsity. Eh bigla akong pinasali ni Maam Ivy sa Badminton nung nililibot namen ung Siena nung CSJODEMPRISA. hehe...

16. Favorite part ng campus?

---> KLASRUM cguro... kung saan nangyayari ang lahat2x.

17. Pinakahihintay na event buong skul year?

---> INTRAMS! (payabangan ng mga section. haha!)

---> FIELD TRIP! (Jap shoes! LOL!)

---> XMAS PARTY (bagong damit at sapatos! yahoo!)

---> RECOLLECTION & RETREAT (the best!)

---> BAKASYON! (haha!)

18. Have friends with other years?

---> yup! sina Hawi, Ariel, Ana & company (Glee Club moments!)

19. Nawalan knb ng gamit sa skul?

---> ung golden Buddha ko sa project namen sa TLE na dish garden!

---> ung mga key chain at pin ko na nakasabit sa bag.

---> pati mga tela ko na ginamit ko pang-design sa altar.

20. Fave subject/s?

---> Religion at Filipino (fave ko rin kc mga teacher)

21. Ano ang pinakamahirap na subject mo?

---> basta may involve na MATH. hehe....

22. Natawag mo na bang "Sir" ang Maam nio at "Maam" ang Sir nio?

---> haha! nung COCC... galit na galit mga CAT officers namen.

23. Anu ang pangalan ng eskwelahan mo?

---> School of Our Lady of La Salette a.k.a.

SOLS = walang dating

La Salette = mejo sosyal

24. Public/Private?

--->Private Catholic School. Banal to pre! Gagu ka ba? haha!

25. Memorable activity na pinagawa ng teacher mo sa klase nio?

---> ung YOGA class ni Sister Arlene. haha! Pinapunta kame sa Facsimile at pina-Indian seat kame at pinapikit... (makiisa daw kame sa kalikasan)

26. Saddest experience?

---> kpag BASTED? LOL!

---> kpag may umaalis na teacher lalo na kpag close mo.

27. Hayskul crush?

--->Ana.... un lang. yoko nang dugtungan. haha!

28. In general, masasabe mo ba ng memorable ang naging HAYSKUL LAYF mo?

---> NAMAN!

"Once a Salettinian, Always and forever be a Salettinian."

---> Saka naniniwala ako sa kasabihan na...

"Sa High School mo matatagpuan ang iyong mga tunay na kaibigan."

Chain Messages SUCKS!

Supposedly, it's a chain message pero inalis ko na lang ung message sa dulo na kundi mo ni-repost eh dadalawin ka ng kung sinong multo. haha!

I really don't believe on chain messages... at mga baliw at tanga lang ang maniniwala na kundi mo ni-repost eh mamamatay ka or watever.

Nakailang basa na ako ng mga chain messages pero hanggang ngaun... HUMIHINGA pa naman ako at BUHAY na BUHAY.

Pero nagulat na lang ako kagabe kc biglang nag-BROWNOUT samen habang nagne-net pa ako.

At pagtingin ko sa orasan... DAMN! It's exactly 12:00 o'clock in the evening! Grabe... bigla na lang pumasok sa isip ko tong chain message na toh na nabasa ko the hour before. haha!

Tapos pagkahiga ko sa kama, may mga naririnig akong "kaluskos" o parang may tao... haha! takip agad ako ng kumot at pinikit ko mata ko at nag-PRAY! wahaha!

SHET... kapag naaalala ko... natatawa pa rin ako.

hay... basahin nio na lang tong chain message na toh...

GIRL MEETS A BOY ON HER YAHOO MESSENGER:

crazy1 86: hey baby!!!

h0tNsPiCy91: who is this???

crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!

h0tNsPiCy91: oh really…. quit lyin! who is this???

crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes…

crazy1 86: i think about u everyday… you are my dream come true.

crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.

crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.

crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight….

h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?

crazy1 86:dont worry…. ill take very good care of you…

crazy1 86 had signed off.

The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn’t sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn’t know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.

Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing… just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed… the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn’t know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn’t figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.

Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister’s closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.

PART 2…

Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl’s room became a guest room and the little sister’s room where the murder took place became the baby’s room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.

One night he was on the computer and received an instant messege.

h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!

2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?

h0tNsPiCy91: It’s your big sis.

2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I’m an only child.

2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?

h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?

h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.

h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister’s room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.

2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.

h0tNsPiCy91: You don’t believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.

h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister’s name.

h0tNsPiCy91: If you don’t believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ”Smith sisters murdered anonymously”.

h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can’t believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.

The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ”I TOLD YOU I WASN’T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD…. BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. WELL I’M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON’T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!”

AM I EMO

>>-AM I EMO??-->
"emo" is not short for "Emotional." "Emo" does not mean Taking Back Sunday and Dashboard Confessional, despite what MTV has lead you to believe in the last few years. "Emo" is not sidebangs, tight pants, and male vocalists who sing like little girls about their failed relationships. "Emo" is not the use of diluted, meaningless metaphors and similes such as "My arms are like pinecones," and most definitely is not...

The Rain
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siNce Da Day u Left me
water faLLS FrOm D sky
and i dont know wer to hide


walKiNg aLOne in Da ParK
SeaRchng fOR da LOve To sPark
teAR dROP KEEps FaLLing
but im stiLL here waiTNG..


i wna run AwaY frOM u..
aNd 4 GeT diS filling of Luving u
but eVry wer i go iT alWays
LeaDs me BacK to U..


siNce da Day u weNT awaY
raiN keePs FaLLing eVRydAY
sTiL HrE WaiTNG under Da rain
HoPing dat D suN wiLL sHiNe 4 me
OnCe aGiN..


› What is Screamo
Screamo is a small tight knit grassroots musical community. It is linked directly to emo (yet another thing most of you kids know next to nothing about). Screamo emerged in the early mid 90's both in the states and in parts of europe, some early screamo bands were Anomie, Saetia, Portraits Of Past, and Orchid. Screamo proved to be a faster more abrasive counter part to it's parent genre emotive hardcore (emo). Some key active screamo bands today are: Loma Prieta, Danse Macabre, Ampere, Comadre, and La Quiete.

For your info:
› What is Screamo
Screamo is a small tight knit grassroots musical community. It is linked directly to emo (yet another thing most of you kids know next to nothing about). Screamo emerged in the early mid 90's both in the states and in parts of europe, some early screamo bands were Anomie, Saetia, Portraits Of Past, and Orchid. Screamo proved to be a faster more abrasive counter part to it's parent genre emotive hardcore (emo). Some key active screamo bands today are: Loma Prieta, Danse Macabre, Ampere, Comadre, and La Quiete.

* screamo is not popular
* screamo is not mainstream
* screamo is not featured on the warped tour
* screamo is not for sale at hot topic
* screamo is not trendy bullshit
* screamo is not on tv
* screamo is not on radio
› What is emo music
Emocore has been subject of much debate since it first appeared. So...emo is a genre of rock music. At first, the term was used to describe a subgenre of hardcore punk in the '80s. Later, 'emocore' was used to describe the DC scene and regional scenes related.

The biggest names of the period are Fire Party, Rites of Spring, One Last Wish, Embrace, Beefeater, Gray Matter, and Moss Icon.

The first wave of emo began to fade after the breakups of most of the involved bands in the early 1990s. In the mid '90s, 'emo' began to reflect the indie scene that followed the influences of Fugazi. Bands like 'Texas is the reason' and 'Sunny Day Real Estate' introduced a more indie rock style of emo, less violent than it's predecessor. "Indie emo" survived until the late '90s. As the remaining indie emo bands entered the mainstream, newer bands began to emulate the more mainstream style, creating a style of music that has now earned the moniker emo within popular culture.

Whereas, even in the past, the term emo was used to identify a wide variety of bands, the breadth of bands listed under today's

emo is even more vast, leaving the term "emo" as more of a loose identifier than as a specific genre of music.
› Bands
Here are some bands that members from our forum recommend, you can also tell your opinion about them if you register there. Also, if your favourite band isn't listed here, we would be grateful if you would post it in our forum.

Before listing the bands we would like to mention we strongly DON'T recommend you bands like My Chemical Romance or Fall Out Boy.


Emo Bands

* Matchbook Romance
* Moss Icon
* City of Caterpillar
* Rites of Spring
* Poison the Well
* The Rocket Summer
* Tomorrow's Last Hero
* Senses Fail


Screamo Bands

* The Used
* Love Like Electrocution
* Clip the Apex
* Neil Perry
* Ape Shit
* The Khayembii Communique
* I Would Set Myself on Fire For You
* Herbrightskies


Post-Emo Bands

* Mineral
* Sense Field
* Texas Is The Reason
* Jimmy Eat World


Indie Bands

* Dashboard Confessional
* Death Cab for Cutie
* Straylight Run
* Cursive
* Patrick Wolf
* Beep Beep
* North Of America
* The Driveway
* Cansei de Ser Sexy
* Elliott Smith
* The Summer Obsession
* The Scene Aesthetic


Hardcore Bands

* Bring me the horizon
* Circle Takes the Square


Post-Hardcore Bands

* From first to last
* Saosin
* A day to

# Who I Want to Meet:


PeOPle DaT can UNdersTand oF waT i aM,,

.-..-.-OpLinE-.-.-.
Ok, so there is this connection with emo and self harm and depression. It is clear to any one with half a brain that allot of people who call themselves emo, self harm because they think it is cool, so here we go, for all of you numb nuts.
WANTING TO DIE DOSE NOT MAKE YOU EMO!
You can be emo and actually like life.
So, emo is short of emotional, is happiness an emotion? Because i'm sure it is allot harder to pretend to be depressed than smile, some people out there actually have depression, IT IS NOT A Fashion.
This whole thing was inspired by a boy waving scratch-like cuts on his arms in front of me today. Would you like to know what he said?
“ok bow at me feet coz I am haaaard core”
I almost pissed myself laughing but in my disgust at his pathetic attempt to impress people stopped me, and I thought he was pretty cool before that.
Right so, self harm is serious, don’t do it to be cool, that would be retarded.
EMO= EMOTIONAL >>> HAPPINESS=EMOTION >>> EMO= HAPPY?› What is emo
The term "Emo" is used as counterculture; it is an abreviation of the word "emotional". Emo it's defining not only an attitude, but also a fashion that are coming from emocore (emo music). Emocore is a combination between hardcore and punk music which was very popular in Washington DC in the late 80's. The emo culture continued to develop between '90 and '00, reaching the height of its popularity today.
› Emo Kids
The term for the teenagers who listen emocore is emo kids. The society thinks about them as failures; they are not strong enough to hide their emotions, they're sensitive, shy, introverted, and often quiet. Usually, Emo kids like to express their feeling writing poems about their problems with depression, confusion, and anger; all because the world fails to understand them. Emo poetry uses a combination of any of: a highly emotional tone, stream of consciousness writing, a simple (ABAB) or nonexistent rhyme scheme, references to the flesh, especially the heart, heavy use of dark or depressing adjectives, and concern over the mutability of time, love or both. Themes such as life is pain are common. You can check some 'emo poems' on our forum! Altough life is already very hard for them, emo kids have to suffer for even more society prosecution because of their condition. The term 'emo' itself is used nowadays as an insult. Adressed to a person means they are 'overly emotional'. Emocore is compared with pop boy bands of 1990s. Critics cast the music as lacking any artistic merit and that the fashion is just ... a fashion used to drive girls attention. The ones who are emo not because they feel it, but because they like to be trendy are named 'posers'. A big percent of the current emo subculture is formed by posers. Emo subculture is acused that it is celebrating self-harm. As i've said before many fail to understand that those are only fake emos (rawrr you bastards, get away from here); actually i have no rights to judge them even if most of us suffer because of them.

Many teens want to 'look emo' and have emo hair and all that. We decided to help you so we made a quick guide and also put some pictures with emo boys and emo girls. Make sure you check it, it's on 'emo fashion' page!
› Why emo doesn't mean emotional
Now more of the truth. I'm going to make this as easy to understand as possible.

Now I'm all for evolution, I believe in evolution after all! Even in terms of words; gay use to mean "happy" now it can either mean, "stupid", "lame" or it's current proper use "homosexual."

However, the term emo is very different. If you claim "emo" were to mean "emotional" it then becomes an all encompassing word, it becomes extremely vague and it has no limit as to what it can and will describe. This is an issue because the term is suppose to (and believed to by the people who use it) to describe one specific thing, when it fact it does the complete opposite. Emo when wrongfully used as "emotional" describes every living thing, every song, every word, every breath, every statement. Why you ask? Because what as no emotion is dead.

Emo was created as a shortened term to describe a specific thing, in this case "emotive hardcore" an off shoot of hardcore punk from the mid 80's. This genre is still alive today, although very obscure and unknown to most. Those who like to shout they're 'emo' usually never heard of any other band than fall out boy.

What many of you are now doing are displaying a vast amount of laziness and gullibility. Why are you wrongfully using the term emo to describe "scene", "fashion core" and sappy mainstream rock? Think before you speak, stop taking short cuts, and stop being the media's bitch.